Yes, I took all of these in the last few days.

For you my friends, I happily post the following. Enjoy, oh yes, please enjoy.

People warned me about the dangers of Hollywood to my soul, but I never thought it would be spelled out quite so literally.

 I got all the way home before I realized I had taken in the wrong car.

 There is nothing ironic about this. It is just good.

 I generally say "Douche Bag Parking," but that costs more with the letters.

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Silly Conan, you don't need a sponsor! (Not this kind anyway.)

Love!